Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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