I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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