You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We’re leaving where are you
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