Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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