her vagine was all disorganized.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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