i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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