just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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