he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
