Umm I'm too high to move.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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