id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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