SEEEEXXX PLEASE
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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