David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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