Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The uberlube is also flammable
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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