My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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