If that was your dad, he is hot
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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