Sponge bath it is.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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