Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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