So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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