we have officially lost it.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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