Welp...herpes.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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