Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Its about making memories worth repressing
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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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