You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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