i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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