fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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