Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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