why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You don't make any sense
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