My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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