I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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