Why are handjobs necessary in class?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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