can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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