i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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