He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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