what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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