Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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