mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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