David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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