does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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