what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
PANTIES FOUND
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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