I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't put those talents on a resume
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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