I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
