can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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