Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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