You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Are we still banned from the library?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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