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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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