love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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