Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She bit a glass in half.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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