I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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