I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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