I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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