So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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