i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
