my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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