Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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