Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And my parents said I crawled through the house
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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